Jewelry and Mattresses

This morning I was unemployed. After basically three months to the day, I've found a job. At a store. In a mall. Selling, get this: Jewelry AND Mattresses. So I can be more versatile and have more hours.

Now, on the surface, Mattresses and Jewelry may not seem like they go together, but OH! do they! I mean think about it. Guy gives girl a beautiful gold necklace, girl then, possibly, tries out guy's mattress. Hey, it happens.

So I got home and emailed the people in NYC to see about the job I actually wanted. I didn't get it. Go figure. It's fine though. It wouldn't pay enough to really get the benefits of living in the city. And Kate would be terribly sad to see me go so soon.

Anyway, so I went in for an interview and walked out with a job two hours later.